That’s Right Nate

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John Hagee Reveals the Anti-Christ

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On March 16, 2003, on the eve of the United States’ invasion of Iraq, Pastor John Hagee took to the pulpit to warn of the coming Antichrist. In his sermon, “The Final Dictator” Hagee described the Antichrist as a seductive figure with “fierce features.” He will be “a blasphemer and a homosexual,” the pastor announced. Then, Hagee boomed, “There’s a phrase in Scripture used solely to identify the Jewish people. It suggests that this man [the Antichrist] is at least going to be partially Jewish, as was Adolph Hitler, as was Karl Marx.”

This was before John McCain inspired by Hagee’s preaching asked him for his support in the Presidential election, but it has yet been commented on in the mainstream media.  I believe from Hagee’s description I have narrowed down the anti-christ to 5 potential candidates.  All candidates are homosexual jews who  have fiece features. This “fierce” gay Jew, according to Hagee, would “slaughter one-third of the Earth’s population” and “make Adolph Hitler look like a choirboy.” 

I ruled out some obvious candidates like Aaron Coplan, Leonard Bernstein, and Allen Ginsberg due to their deaths.  Without further adieu, here are my final candidates:

Ed Koch – The former New York Mayor is 83 years old and denies that he is a homosexual.  I think we have to take him at his word.  His background as a politician gave him a bonus, but I’m ruling him out.






Jason Gould – The son of Barbara Streisand and Elliot Gould, he certainly would have some clout with a Democratic administration that would help him to launch his plan for world domination.  However, he’s been out of public life for awhile now.




Janis Ian – I see no reason to assume that the anti-christ will be male.  Janis Ian certainly had many people hanging on her every word for awhile.  Her album At Seventeen won the Grammy in 1975.  Equally disturbing she is a science fiction writer like L. Ron Hubbard was before he founded scientology.  Could Janis come up with an even larger and more successful religion that would bring about the end days?  This seems highly likely.  I believe Janis Ian could quite possibly be the anti-christ.




Written by thatsrightnate

June 2, 2008 at 7:00 pm

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  1. I’m not sure if he’s Jewish but I think Richard Simmons is a possible candidate. Anyone who can dress like that without getting run out of town must have some sort of pact with the devil.


    June 3, 2008 at 1:13 am

  2. I hadn’t thought of Simmons, but I have been unable to cofirm his Jewishness.


    June 3, 2008 at 5:22 am

  3. How about Richard Perle – or is he too Jewish. And is “butt ugly” similar at all to “fierce”? This is real food for thought.


    June 3, 2008 at 6:05 am

  4. t think he/she will be the offspring of a jewish whore and a muslim


    November 20, 2008 at 8:38 pm

  5. or vice verse, no pun what so ever on the jewish people!


    November 20, 2008 at 8:40 pm

  6. Why not a Muslim whore and a Jew?


    November 20, 2008 at 9:00 pm

  7. Or a whore and Jewish Muslim (which is a Muslim with a bit of Jew like tendencies)?


    September 17, 2009 at 1:24 pm

  8. All joking aside, the bible never states the Anti-Christ’s gender, color, exact race nor does it state that the Anti-Christ is a politician nor an American, let alone, President Obama..
    It is believed however, that the Anti-Christ is among us today and is approximately 40 years old (this is only conjecture and may range from puberty to beyond retirement age). The Anti-Christ will cause everyone to be in awe, be accepted world wide, be flocked to, become adored and loved. It is believed that the Anti-Christ will not admit being the one in question and it is also believed that no one will ever suspect the person and will dupe the entire world of religious believers; in other words, you will not be able to recognize the Anti-Christ, until you have accepted the mark of the beast.


    January 21, 2010 at 9:08 am

  9. See, all of this is sounding more and more like Jason Gould.


    January 21, 2010 at 1:38 pm

  10. Of course he is a HE, otherwise the Bible would have said she. He does means a male. Some people just need to learn how read better I guess.

    Daniel 11:36 And the king shall do according to his will; and he shall exalt himself, and magnify himself above every god, and shall speak marvelous things against the God of gods, and shall prosper till the indignation be accomplished: for that that is determined shall be done.

    Daniel 11:37 Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all.

    Daniel 11:38 But in his estate shall he honor the God of forces: and a god whom his fathers knew not shall he honor with gold, and silver, and with precious stones, and pleasant things.

    Daniel 11:39 Thus shall he do in the most strong holds with a strange god, whom he shall acknowledge and increase with glory: and he shall cause them to rule over many, and shall divide the land for gain.

    Same in Revelation or anywhere in the Bible, he means HE.


    May 2, 2010 at 1:25 pm

  11. Exactly Grab, Jason Gould is obvious if you read the Bible.


    May 2, 2010 at 1:35 pm

  12. your ideas of who the antichrist is are tottaly idiotic you woulbnt know him if he came and bitt you in the ass lol your not in tune with the rest of the globe!!!!!!

    Tony Martinez

    November 12, 2011 at 8:45 pm

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