That’s Right Nate

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Stay in this Hillary

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Some people have been calling on Hillary to stay in this election until the Convention. I don’t think that’s enough. Anything decided on at the convention will be decided by the delegates–the same raging sexists who have pledged to support Obama so far. I urge all Republicans to do what I did last night and write to Mrs. Clinton at www.hillaryclinton.com.

I think staying in this until the Democrat Convention is obvious, but if Hillary really wants to win she needs to go beyond the conventions. I’ve come up with a few ideas for post election success which I sent to Hillary yesterday.

The WWE: This classing pro-wrestling strategy works this way. You wait until Obama is giving one of his fancy speeches, then you have one of your people cut the power to his microphone. While he’s looking around confused that’s when the PA starts playing “Simply the Best” by Tina Turner. Obama looks around and then sees you in the back of the crowd with your own microphone there you give your plans for all the issues.

The Animal House: Get an old beat up car and put armor on it. I’m sure Bill can help with this. Then when Obama is coming by in his motorcade, you crash it in your Clinton Mobile and start throwing smoke around. Bill swings off with Michelle Obama, Chelsea uleashes a bunch of marbles and all the Secret Service guys go slipping and sliding on them allowing you to confront Obama.

The Aaron Burr: You talked about how your grandfather taught you to shoot, why not challenge Obambi to a duel?

The 9 to 5: Kidnap Obama until he signs a paper conceding the election. Of course the famous pot smoking scene would be less interesting with nobody inhaling.

I’m not saying it is going to be easy, but if you want the Presidency don’t let the convention stop you. Keep going right on until November and just maybe we’ll be calling you our next President.

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Written by thatsrightnate

June 4, 2008 at 6:00 am

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  1. There’s always the “Stay in Denial” option. She should kep campaigning as if she was the presumptive nominee. She could even offer Obama the vice-president slot.

    vortexoffreedom

    June 4, 2008 at 6:32 am

  2. Not actually winning the vote never stopped the present incumbent. Off to the court with her.

    Lucy

    June 4, 2008 at 11:56 am


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