That’s Right Nate

Thoughts from a right thinker.

Holy Liberal Propaganda Batman!!

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I finally returned from my trip.  Seeing all of those Presidential Museums and historic sites was truly inspiring.  Jim and

I agreed to make it back to the Hoover Museum sometime during Hoover Days–the festival of everything Herbert Hoover.  Much like John McCain, Hoover’s life was all about service.

Now that I’ve had a few days I wanted to explain just what was so wrong about the Batman movie from a liberal agenda standpoint and to compare it to the far superior Batman and Robin which was fair and balanced.

In Batman and Robin we saw a strong relationship between the lead characters who united in a quest for justice (not unlike John McCain and Lindsay Graham).  That relationship is threatened by a woman in Poison Ivy, but they let nothing stop them from their quest.   The movie also shows nature as something that most be contained and shows that an ice age is actually an ally of nature, not an enemy.

In the new movie, Batman immediately ditches the Batmobile for a more fuel efficient motorcycle.  As if drilling for more oil isn’t heroic.  We are constantly shown in the movie authority figures we can’t trust from the cops, to the district attorney, to nurses or at least the Joker in a nurse’s uniform.  Batman is portrayed as basically Che Quevara with high tech equipment.  These are not appropriate messages for kids or even for adults for that matter.

I believe that for these reasons and the reasons I mentioned in the article Dark Knight Liberal Propaganda is No Joke I am calling all readers of this blog to boycott this movie.  Individually, there isn’t much we can do, but together we have power.  On a happier note, Hostess has apparently given into my boycott of fruit pies and removed the occult promoting Fruit Pie the Magician from packages of Hostess Fruit Pies.   I thank you all for your support of the boycott.  You are free to resume eating Hostess Fruit Pies at your convenience.

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  1. The motorcycle was also faster and more maneuverable, making for more exciting cinematography.

    Do you seriously take credit for the change in Hostess Fruit packaging? How far back does your boycott go? According to my research Fruit Pie the Magician was retired in 2005 – 2006.

    G-Rant

    July 25, 2008 at 10:23 pm

  2. I’ve been boycotting them for sometime now. I’m not saying that I caused the packaging change, but I am sure than hundreds like me did.

    thatsrightnate

    July 26, 2008 at 5:47 am

  3. Wow, are you supposed to be a joke? An unintended joke?

    It’s hard to put into words how pointless your words or cause are, in this instance, other than we all feel sorry for you. Lulz.

    Wade

    August 2, 2008 at 2:22 am

  4. You changed Hollywood. Hooray for you!

    Wade

    August 2, 2008 at 2:23 am

  5. There’s no way that this is real – I’m calling shenanigans on this being a brilliant piece of comic work lampooning extreme right wing nutjobs. Bravo sir!

    Kevin

    August 2, 2008 at 5:29 am

  6. Nutjob? I will be the first to admit that the boycott has not been a total success. However, I have noticed that since I started the boycott the Batman ticket sales have been slowly going down every week. Meanwhile, I had delicious golden flaky crust and real fruit filling for breakfast to show that boycotts do work. My Stoploss boycott was also quite a success.

    thatsrightnate

    August 2, 2008 at 8:22 am

  7. […] by thatsrightnate on August 4th, 2008 On July 24th, I called on the readers of the blog to boycott the Dark Knight movie as the piece of liberal propaganda that it was.  Your response has been both overwhelming and […]

  8. your causes are personal and out of order. dark night is a brilliant FILM(understand the highlighted word) not propaganda so just leave it out. jesus you must be bored at home . we all feel sorry for people who know you (if you know any).

    get a life. unnamed 🙂

    unnamed

    August 5, 2008 at 7:35 am

  9. Wow, you attack me and then call my causes personal. I pity you for not being able to see the forest for the trees.

    thatsrightnate

    August 5, 2008 at 7:45 am

  10. Dear Unnamed,

    Obviously, you are ill-informed about the FILM, about this blog, and about its author and my brother-in-law, Nate Peele (who has the courage to sign his name). Allow me to clue you in to what Nate’s friends, family, and regular readers of this blog already know.

    Nate Peele is a fine, Republican, Christian gentleman in the truest sense of the word. I may not agree with all that he believes, I am Catholic, for example, but Nate Peele is a patriot who loves America. His greatest pride is serving this country through his blogging.

    Nate is a self-made man. Rising to the top of the self-storage industry and building upon the corporation his father started. Nate is sensitive to those of lesser means and is trying to get into the Payday Loan business so he can help the disadvantaged.

    Nate is a romantic, looking for a perfect heterosexual marriage to a blond Protestant woman under the age of 28. After his divorce, Nate needs a companion for himself and a mother and role model to his porky and awkward daughte. Her “real” mother has taken up with her personal trainer and is not a good influence on the girl. So, every Sunday morning,they pile into his Cadillac and go to Dunkin Donuts for some father-daughter time. Nate had promised her that, as soon as she loses 50 pounds and becomes datable, he will take her to the Purity Ball. Nate is a very caring father.

    Nate is also a good friend. Just a few weeks ago, he and his best friend Jim loaded up Nate’s SUV and drove across the Midwest visiting homes of the Republican presidents: Ford, Hoover, Lincoln, Taft, McKinley, and Harding. He wanted to honor the men who meant so much to this country and to salute their patriotism. Every night in their hotel room, Nate and Jim would raise a glass of Bud Light with Lime and toast our fallen statesmen. Can you say you’ve done as much for this country?

    I’m proud to be related to Nate Peele a true and patriotic American. You sir — or probably, madam — should be ashamed.

    steve

    August 5, 2008 at 10:44 am

  11. this is truly unbelievable.
    it is clear that you are looking for anything in the movie that could be warped and twisted into a grand conspiracy theory against you and your fellow rednecks.
    you are nothing but a low-down conspiracy theorist who doesn’t know what the fuck your talking about.
    first of all, the motorcycle was added into the second movie for something NEW and EXCITING and different from the first. i’m sure the writers of the movie had no intention of secretly incorporating “liberal propaganda” into the film.
    how about you relax and just enjoy life without trying to take out your own bitterness on the rest of the world.
    also, the ticket sales have been going down as the movie continues to play because THAT IS WHAT NATURALLY HAPPENS WITH ANY MOVIE!
    are you retarded?! as movies continue to play in theaters their ticket sales eventually drop because two main reasons:
    1. there is a finite number of people who will see the movie, and once people have seen the movie once or twice, they will not go again, and eventually the movie will naturally leave the theaters and go to dvd.
    2. as newer movies come out, people’s interests shift to them, because they haven’t seen them yet.
    this is sad that i have to explain to you that you did NOT affect the ticket sales of the dark knight. wow…
    oh, did you know that the dark knight has made over $400 million in ticket sales so far? looks like you’re alone asshole.

    i also just couldn’t help but notice how stupid steve’s little response was.
    do you really think we will respect nate anymore if you tell us about his family and his redneck lifestyle?
    whoop-dee-fucking-doo! you drove around the country and drank beer and visited the houses of dead presidents! that accomplished a lot.
    also the bit about his “porky and awkward” daughter sickened me.
    what an awful shallow thing to say about a young girl.
    nate should be ashamed for telling his daughter he will only take her to a dance if she loses 50 pounds.
    maybe nate should accept and love his daughter for who she is, and not let her get fat in the first place.
    and just to wrap things up: why the fuck did steve refer to “unnamed” as woman as though it was a bad thing?
    is that meant to be an insult? that they’re a woman? are you kidding?
    wake up asshole, this is the 21st century.
    ignorant rednecks like you would benefit the world if you just killed yourselves with your own 12 gauges. fuck you.

    Jake McConnor

    August 29, 2008 at 7:50 pm

  12. Wow hostile much?

    thatsrightnate

    August 29, 2008 at 8:52 pm

  13. just to ignorant assholes like yourself. 🙂

    Jake McConnor

    August 30, 2008 at 2:30 am


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