That’s Right Nate

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Nate Has Found a Woman

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For those of you that have been worried about my quest for a 21-28 year old woman, I have recently fallen very hard for somebody closer to my age.  Her name sounds like a combination of Ian Flemming and Nathaniel Hawthorne.  Her voice is like raindrops on a summer evening and her piercing green eyes can see into a man’s soul at least well enough to know if he’s Department of Justice Material.

I speak to you of course of the lovely Monica Goodling who has been under scrutiny for asking supposedly inappropriate questions of applicants for the Department of Justice.  Supposedly, you’re not supposed to ask candidates questions like “What is it about George W. Bush that makes you want to serve him?” and “Tell us about your political philosophy. There are different groups of conservatives, by way of example: Social Conservative, Fiscal Conservative, Law & Order Republican.”

To me, this is just an example of a woman who knows what she wants and knows how to get it.  People say that I say inappropriate things all the time.  This alone should make us very compatable E-Harmony style.

Monica is also a lover of the finer things in life like when she ordered drapes to conceal the partially nude art deco statues at the Department of Justice.  I don’t mind telling you that the Peele Home could use somebody with that kind of decorator’s touch.   I have seen her all over the press, but have seen no mention of a family.  Now the main question is how to up with Ms. Goodling.  Meow.


Written by thatsrightnate

July 29, 2008 at 6:18 pm

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  1. Good News Natey. According to the internets, you and Ms. Goodling are ideally suited for heterosexual love in a heterosexual marriage. She looks a bit like Kimberly too. You do like those WASPy blondes. Just like donuts and Bud Light with lime! Happy Hunting~

    For the Leo (8/6/73) girl

    This is tied with Aries and Leo as your number one soulmate love match. You can find an intense, super-fun soulmate in a Sagittarius boy. He is fiery and passionate, just like you. You’ll have a great time going out on the town, exploring new places and meeting new people together. You will spur each other on to new heights of creativity in many areas of your lives. You also have an incredibly strong chemistry that makes kissing incredible! Be warned that Sagittarius boys have a notoriously hard time being faithful to one girl. But if anyone can make him be true, it’s a Leo girl. This is a soulmate match. ( Source: Jellybean’s Astro-Soulmate Guide )

    Leo girl and Sagittarius boy make ‘adventure’ a word to live by. Risk-taking and spontaneous, Leo girl will feel as if she’s finally met her match in the fun department. If there is one thing this relationship won’t ever be, it’s boring. Just be sure to take time out for the other important things in life-like turning in schoolwork on time! (


    July 29, 2008 at 6:36 pm

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