That’s Right Nate

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Three Women Are Our Future

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As we rebuild our party into a political force again, I am reminded of the classic television show–Charlie’s Angels.  I believe that there are 3 angels that we need to count on to win us the Presidency and take back congress in 2012.

Sarah Palin is The Candidate.  She is basically our Jaclyn Smith and not simply because they Ms. Smith has her own line of clothes and Sarah Palin is famous for her fabulous wardrobe.  Sarah is our next best chance to win the Presidency and best of all she’s a blank state.  Word has come out of the McCain camp that she thinks Africa is a country and we already knew she didn’t really know much about the Constitution.  As a result, she’s a blank slate.  We’ve got 4 years to fill her with talking points and we don’t have to worry about her having a strong opinion of her own.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck is The Journalist.  She is our Farah or Cheryl Ladd.  She’s not only beautiful, but he’s a hard hitting investigator.  Her days on The View are probably numbered, but her abilities as a reporter could be best utilized at Fox News where she could continue to take information from the internets and expose it to the millions of people watching her on television.

Michelle Bachman – A representative from Minnesota who just won reelection.  She’s our Kate Jackson.  Poor Kate wasn’t quite as pretty as the other angels and well..that’s probably enough said.  During the primaries, Michelle called for investigating all members of congress who had unamerican views and I hope she will go ahead and pursue this course.  If we can remove just a handful of Democrat Senators for being unamaerican it’ll make the next election in 2010 that much easier.

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  1. 2. Voter Intimidation – Fox spent most of Tuesday talking about possible voter intimidation at a polling place in Philadelphia by a poll worker who was also a large black man. I’m sure that if that hadn’t happenned McCain would have won Pennsylvania. ONE POLL WORKER DID NOT EFFECT THE ENTIRE STATE OF PENNSYLVANIA’S OUTCOME AT THE POLLS

    4. 46% of white voters supported Obama as opposed to only 41% who supported John Kerry proving that they voted for him because he’s white. THIS DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE. OBAMA IS NOT WHITE, YOU FUCKING MORON.

    5. Unmarried women supported Obama 70% to 29%. Why aren’t these women married? As has been pointed out on other conservative sites unmarried women by their nature are sinful and seduced by the attractive black man who was running for President. I mean not that I found him attractive or anything. (Thanks to World Net Daily on that one) TO 29% of WHAT?!

    6. Obama raised too much money. How are Republicans supposed to compete if big money is allowed to control politics? OH MY GOD! DO YOU KNOW THE BASICS OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY? THE HISTORY? WIKIPEDIA IT. I’M SURE THAT’S YOUR IDEA OF A LEGIT SOURCE.

    9. John McCain was too positive in this campaign and should have attacked Obama more. His middle name was Hussein. We should have made sure people knew that. I don’t think they did. EVERYONE KNEW THAT. AT LEAST EDUCATED PEOPLE DID. WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? I’M SURE YOU’RE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT UP THAT NONEXISTENT QUOTE OUT OF REVELATIONS ABOUT THE ANTICHRIST BEING 40 AND OF MUSLIM DESCENT. PICK UP YOUR BIBLE AND READ IT. OH, DON’T FORGET HOW OBAMA’S A TERRORIST AND HE USED THE KORAN WHEN HE WAS BEING SWORN IN. YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK.

    10. Butterfly Ballots – Bring them back. These new ballots make it harder for people to vote for Republican candidates. HA! OPEN HANDEDLY ADMITTING ALL REPUBLICANS ARE IDIOTS.

    katie

    November 8, 2008 at 6:08 pm

  2. Hey Katie,
    Take it easy, this site is nothing but satire. Read the full site and you’ll get a kick out of those posts.

    Mike.

    Mike

    November 8, 2008 at 10:37 pm

  3. that, sir, is a damnable lie – just the sort of unwarranted, baseless innuendo that enabled you liberals to steal the election.

    gina

    November 9, 2008 at 4:22 pm

  4. c’mon Katie. I’m sure you probably have some personal experience with the ol’ nugget “once you go black, you never go back” and know in your heart that is why Obama won.

    sarah

    November 9, 2008 at 6:55 pm

  5. If McCain’d’a been smart, he’d’a picked that Saddleback blondie there. She’s twice as hot as that so-fifteen-minutes-ago whatsername, and she’d’a made fun a that ugly witch Michelle (what? no: Obama, not Bachmann) instead a Baroque’s terrorist pals and all the anti-Americals who voted for him, and that would’a won the erection. ‘Sides, with Johnny Mac’s history as a misspent yout’ he should’a knowed about what blondes have more of. What? No: fun.

    El Cid Libertarian

    November 10, 2008 at 5:14 am

  6. I’ve been reading that bumper stickers of Palin 2012 are being distributed. Is that real or is it satire too? Can republicans really be so dumb?

    Lola

    November 10, 2008 at 8:06 am

  7. Yes.

    steve

    November 10, 2008 at 8:21 am

  8. you betcha, lola! one’s going on the back of my gmc denali as soon as i can scrape the @#?! mccain sticker off.

    gina

    November 10, 2008 at 12:07 pm

  9. Wow! But is Sarah Palin the best thing that can come out of the Republican party?
    I mean, if that’s the case, why not shut down the party forever?

    Lola

    November 10, 2008 at 4:45 pm

  10. “Wow! But is Sarah Palin the best thing that can come out of the Republican party? I mean, if that’s the case, why not *shut down the party forever*?” — Lola, Lola, Lola, [sigh] use your head. Why not just shut down the GOP forever? McCain is more than just a Bipartisan Maverick. He’s the DNC’s Inside Man. That’s why he *picked* Palin. Can you say Manchurian Candidate? Remember in the original movie, the sleeper was a prisoner of the Chicoms for a few weeks. Who was a prisoner of the commies for five and a half years?? And which formerly free country just elected a commie president??? Starting to make sense to you now? [cue theme from Jaws]

    El Cid Libertarian

    November 10, 2008 at 7:01 pm

  11. Hmm… it’s starting to make real sense to me now! I have the Manchurian Candidate dvd (the original one, of course) here at home as well as Jaws. I’ll try to watch both of them again to see if these connections become even more clear! Thanks, El Cid!
    If I see any photos of Sarah making flower arrangements, I’ll know for sure! So she’s the Manchurian candidate?
    http://www.escrevalolaescreva.blogspot.com

    Lola

    November 11, 2008 at 6:12 am


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