That’s Right Nate

Thoughts from a right thinker.

Bush Administration Goes Out With a Bang

with one comment

Deers better not start anything now that Im packing.

Deers better not start anything now that I'm packing.

Imagine you take your family out for a lovely picnic lunch in your local national park.  You’re hiking down the path looking for a nice shady place to eat your lunch–dum de dum–you’re minding your own business when all of a sudden WHAM!!  Out comes a ravenous mountain lion.  You’re able to run away, but what about your poor wife and children. Chances are, they’ve become that mountain lion’s lunch.

The above scenario used to happen all the time, but now thanks to President Bush, if you go into the national parks you can do so with the confidence that you can pack heat.  If that mountain lion pops out now, you simply reach for your trusty handgun and your children are not only safe, but they also have a wonderful story to tell their friends.  Not only that, but since we can carry concealed weapons in state parks, wild animals will have absolutely no idea who is armed.  Sure, some bear may be tempted by your picnic basket, but he’ll leave you alone because he’ll know that he could wind up as a rug if he doesn’t watch his step.

The last days of an administration is a time of great statesmanship when Presidents can count on building their legacy instead of getting reelected. Already Bush has helped pardon several people who were wrongly imprisoned because either they or their families were large Republican donors and protected American businesses from excessive environmental laws. It is no wonder that Bush’s approval rating has been threatening to break into double digits.

Advertisements

Written by thatsrightnate

January 2, 2009 at 7:50 pm

One Response

Subscribe to comments with RSS.

  1. Hilarious post. The last sentence speaks volumes.

    Dollface

    January 3, 2009 at 12:00 pm


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: