That’s Right Nate

Thoughts from a right thinker.

Voters Pick Palin to Head National Day Care

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I am not a big fan of US News and World Report.  It usually has too many long articles and not enough simple charts and pictures like USA Today does.  This week though US News has an amazing poll on their website that asks, “Who Would Run the Best Daycare Center?”  The choices are Michelle Obama, Sarah Palin, Hillary Clinton, and Nancy Pelosi.  America has spoken and with 49% of the vote Sarah Palin is winning the contest.

This is great news for us Republicans, especially considering that Sarah would be the most likely to ask you why you aren’t staying home with your own kids when you dropped them off with her in the morning.  This is also a testament to how well the Palin children have turned out compared to screw ups like Chelsea Clinton and the Obama brats.

I think we need an equally relevant questions for the Washington men and I think I have one.  A lumberjack isn’t trusted with children, but he is trusted with very powerful equipment.  If you had to deforest Yelowstone and you could only have one lumberjack, who would you choose?

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Written by thatsrightnate

February 22, 2009 at 3:40 pm

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  1. Yeah Palin turned out some winners for kids. What are their names? Trig, Malort, Kerplunk, Bristle, Gristle, and Nod. Plus, she can impart the value of not giving up. She changed schools several times to find one that would give her a degree. Is she running a daycare now?

    Oh, and who do we want as national Lumberjack? Rush for sure. A viagra powered oxycontin fueled Lumberjack
    who would take particular glee deforesting Yellowstone…especially if it would destroy homes of small woodland creatures and make children cry. We don’t want a nation of pansies and tree huggers.

    wrecksracer

    February 22, 2009 at 4:19 pm

  2. Definitely Todd. He’s a man’s man and a woman’s man!

    connie

    February 22, 2009 at 4:42 pm

  3. Mom Blogs – Blogs for Moms…

    Anonymous

    February 22, 2009 at 6:47 pm

  4. Yippee. All our daughters will get busy procreating before they get out of high school and baby daddy will be some loutish arctic jock? What could be better?

    zenyenta

    February 22, 2009 at 9:20 pm


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