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Did Obama Murder Stimulus Critic Mark Sanford?

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SCGovernorIn a chilling story that seems more at home on a television police drama than in a conservative political blog, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford has gone missing.   The South Carolina Governor emerged as an early and outspoken opponent of President Barrack Hussein Obama’s stimulus funding and even refused to take federal money.  The Republican Governor was last seen on Thursday when he was sighted in a South Carolina Law Enforcement Vehicle.  His wife has no idea where he is.

There is no doubt that Sanford’s opposition to Obama’s stimulus plan made him a very powerful enemy with a powerful motivation to silence him.   While, I won’t accuse the President of foul play myself, I certainly hope that state and federal law enforcement officials are building a case already.   Concern can be felt throughout South Carolina where Sanford was seen as a potential future Presidential candidate himself.   Concerned South Carolinians have started the Twitter Channels #wheressanford and #marksanford.  Even the Democrats have started to worry.   State Senate Minority Leader John Land said in a statement. “We’re praying for him and his family. I hope he is safe and that he contacts the First Lady and his family soon.”

Obama apologists have claimed the Sanford simply needed some time away from his kids, but it makes little sense that a conservative that has run on a family values platform would disappear on his wife and kids for 4 days including Father’s Day weekend with no way for them to contact him.  He had important state business to take care of  yet neither the governor’s office nor the State Law Enforcement Division, which provides security for governors, had been able to reach him  said Sen. Jake Knotts and three others familiar with the situation but declined to be identified.

The easiest way for us to solve this case is to find Mark Sanford or his decomposing body as quickly as possible.  Failing that, we must begin to put the pieces together.   Were their any suspicious motorcades seen around the Governor’s residence?  Obama smokes and cigarette butts are often a very valuable way of using DNA testing to tie the perpetrator to the crime scene.   I am sure that regardless of your political views, you will agree that murdering a sitting governor is a very serious crime and one that Obama should be punished for if he is found guilty.

Update:Hilary Clinton has also been out of the limelight since her supposed arm injury. Since Hilary has already been implicated in the David Foster murder and the first killing of Gandy Baugh, I would suggest that South Carolina authorities be on the look out for her. Also, if witnesses or suspects talk about a one armed woman, do not just brush them off.

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  1. maximum appreciation for your use of comic sans font

    beccy joe

    June 22, 2009 at 5:39 pm

  2. Oh, shit, I never thought of that. I don’t think Obama would have done it himself, though. Isn’t that what Rahm is there for?

    zenyenta

    June 22, 2009 at 9:08 pm

  3. See: Update

    thatsrightnate

    June 22, 2009 at 10:02 pm

  4. He’s found. Check at this website http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/index1243.htm

    Moshe Levinger

    June 23, 2009 at 10:55 am

  5. I would cheer if this is what really happened. Fuck Sanford and the greedy white horse he rode in on.

    Orangeman

    June 23, 2009 at 6:23 pm

  6. **The easiest way for us to solve this case is to find Mark Sanford or his decomposing body as quickly as possible**

    yeah, you are an idiot.

    carlos bravo

    June 24, 2009 at 6:47 am

  7. BAAAAAAHH HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

    WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!! HOOOOOO!!!!! HEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

    But seriously… how insensitive for the ‘Obama apologists’ to say that the governor just needed some time away from his kids. After all it was his wife he was F’ing around on!

    braeun6

    June 24, 2009 at 4:40 pm

  8. hahahahahhaha

    Orangeman

    June 25, 2009 at 10:30 am

  9. wow. You belong in an Asylum. Check yourself in. Probably still denying that he was FUCKING another woman in another country during father’s day weekend. Walk the path of the faith as he was saying during the press conference. Faith in his dick.

    Affraid of your ignorance

    June 25, 2009 at 11:17 am

  10. Hilarious. I hope you enjoy the uptick in traffic your blog will get. Keep the jokes comin’!

    jim

    June 25, 2009 at 11:28 am

  11. Wow – you really are as dumb as a barrel of hair.

    Tim

    June 26, 2009 at 5:17 am

  12. Ladies & Gentleman,

    The right wing.

    Sanity

    June 26, 2009 at 11:11 am

  13. Hmmm… that 888 number probably doesn’t work from Argentina.

    CaptainObvious

    June 26, 2009 at 12:45 pm

  14. He was having sex and cheating on his wife on father’s day weekend (the retarded u.s. version), way to go family-values man!

    😉

    kull

    June 27, 2009 at 12:32 am

  15. You’re hilarious. God bless the conservative dumbasses that never fail to provide us with amusement. Hilary missing since her injury? ROFL. You know who wouldn’t get recognized by witnesses in a homicide case? An ex-first lady. I’d like your take on the Kennedy assassination I think.

    thatswrongtard

    June 27, 2009 at 1:21 pm

  16. LEAVE NATE ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!

    steve

    June 27, 2009 at 1:44 pm

  17. I still say this is the Republicans’ plan to be viewed as the “fun” party. The party that doesn’t mind a bit of hijinks…especially if it’s heterosexual hijinks. Pretty soon, nobody will think of the Republican Party as the homosexual religious conservative party. Republicans….The party party.

    wrecksracer

    June 28, 2009 at 1:55 pm

  18. This is a classic.

    It is like Leave It to Beaver Murder Mystery Theater.

    The best line was “…[I]t makes little sense that a conservative that has run on a family values platform would disappear on his wife and kids for 4 days including Father’s Day weekend with no way for them to contact him.”

    Of course, it originally did not make sense, but there turned out to be a reason why it happened that was not even close to murder. To jump to the conclusion that Obama could have had the guy murdered was utterly ridiculous and despicable.

    Paulo

    June 30, 2009 at 11:01 pm

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