That’s Right Nate

Thoughts from a right thinker.

Welcome 2010 – My Resolutions

with 5 comments

Rather than looking back on the year that was like every other unimaginative twit with a blog who can string together a series of sentences on a computer keyboard, I thought that I would celebrate the coming of 2010 with my list of New Year’s Resolutions.   2009 sucked.   Let’s just get that out there now.  It sucked and it sucked bad.   The economy was terrible, I failed to meet the 20-28 year old attractive conservative woman of my dreams yet again, and last week the Republic was taken over by a socialist congress.  We ended the year with a potential terrorist attack.   Could you imagine the uproar if somebody tried to blow up a plane with their underwear on Bush’s watch?  Part of me really wants to crack down on airport security.  Unfortunately, the strict Constitutionalist in me knows that the Constitution says nothing about airports.  With all that out of the way, here are my resolutions:

  1. I will spell check all protest signs I make before tea parties
  2. I will stop printing out Sarah Palin tweets and face book postings in a hopeless attempt to learn to find her hidden meanings.
  3. I will stop lusting in my heart after anybody named Cheney.
  4. After seeing what happened to Rush Limbaugh yesterday, I will lose a pound this year.
  5. I will find at least one Obama proposal that I will abstain from criticizing.
  6. I will update my Education Blog more often because education is too important to neglect.
  7. I will quit calling 911 just because the operator has a sexy voice
  8. I will spend at least one night as Karl Rove’s wingman now that he’s back on the market ladies
  9. 4 words – C Street Jello Wrestling.   I’ve got to spend a weekend there.
  10. I will refrain from using “I’m having an explosion in my underpants” as a pickup line on flight attendants.

Have a wonderful 2010!   I’ll be back tomorrow with my predictions.   People scoffed at me last year when I said Tiger Woods would be busted for a dozen affairs.  No telling what 2010 will bring.

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Written by thatsrightnate

December 31, 2009 at 6:18 pm

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  1. [Could you imagine the uproar if somebody tried to blow up a plane with their underwear on Bush’s watch?]

    Like the shoe bomber? Yeah, we would have never heard the end of it!

    Ben Hoffman

    December 31, 2009 at 6:23 pm

  2. Happy New Year, Nate!

    wrecksracer

    January 1, 2010 at 10:59 am

  3. Happy New Year Wrecks!

    thatsrightnate

    January 1, 2010 at 3:58 pm

  4. Ben, there’s a big difference. The shoe bomber tried to use his shoe, while the underbomber tried to use his underwear.

    thatsrightnate

    January 1, 2010 at 7:23 pm

  5. Don’t think I haven’t noticed how the spelling on this blog improved. You could give lessons to those protesters, Nate!
    But please do inform your non-American readers: what happened to Rush Limbaugh that makes you want to lose weight? And do you think that could inspire your daughter Emily?

    Lola

    January 2, 2010 at 9:31 am


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