That’s Right Nate

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Inhofe Scores Points Against Palin and Cheney

with 3 comments

As the Republican Party sees weakness in President Obama’s faltering poll numbers, Oklahoma’s Senator Jim inhofe took solid aim at challengers Dick Cheney and Sarah Palin by saying he was proud that after 47 years of marriage there had never been a divorce or homosexual in his family.  Cheney whose daughter is gay and Palin whose daughter is filing for sole custody of her love child with baby daddy Levi Johnson did not respond, but it was clear that Inhofe was separating himself as the family values candidate.

What was surprising about Inhofe’s comments is that he stopped short of proclaiming his family free from inbreeding, bestiality, or any of the other sexual deviations often suspected of himself or his family.   At this time, it remains unclear if this was a simple omission or a far more clever cover up.

Now, I find it commendable that the Inhofes have never raised a gay child or grandchild and that is something I’m sure they’d know with 100% certainty.   However, divorce is as Republican as supply side economics.   Myself, Ronald Reagan, Rush Limbaugh, and Bill O’Reilly have all been through divorces.   How dare you attempt to be the morality police Senator Inhofe.   Let’s get the government out of straight bedrooms and into gay bedrooms where it belongs.

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Written by thatsrightnate

January 12, 2010 at 10:43 pm

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  1. OK, I want to be clever and all with my comment but how can i top this? That was TERRIFIC Nate! I am sure Inhoffe will get right on those other denials.

    equa yona

    January 13, 2010 at 1:18 pm

  2. I don’t know. It’s 5:30pm down here in the Bible Belt and he hasn’t apologized yet. Starting to look mighty suspicious.

    steve

    January 13, 2010 at 5:25 pm

  3. Well, if his children inherited his looks and charm, that would definitely limit their options as far as getting laid. It’s a lot easier to resist temptation if there isn’t any, ya know?

    Of course, his offspring might not resemble him at all, they may be tall and virile like the milkman or suave and debonair like one of those door-to-door salesmen. Which I’m sure would be just a coincidence.

    dotlizard

    January 13, 2010 at 11:11 pm


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