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Did Pact with Satan Doom Haiti?

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Religious scholar Pat Robertson gave us all food for thought today when he revealed that “something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. They were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon the third, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you will get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it’s a deal.”

Hearing this made me even more grateful for our founding fathers who fought British tyranny without any demonic help.   As Robertson pointed out, The Dominican Republican is on the same island as Haiti and doing terrific because they had no such pact with the devil.

Now it’s easy for some on the left to blame Haiti’s problems on centuries of foreign occupation and domination by the United States.   However, this overlooks the country’s pact with Satan.   God knows that revenge is a dish best served cold and that’s why he was willing to wait for 200 years before Bam!  He targeted the descendants of the Haitians who made the deal.   If we’re going to send aid to Haiti let’s send them some Chick Comics as well, so that they can learn what happens to people who make deals with the devil.  An earthquake is the least of their problems.

According to Congressman Jack Kimble (R-CA) earlier on twitter, “I find it distasteful that other countries are so quick to offer aid after a natural disaster, but not after ones we make like Iraq.”

At this time, perhaps more than ever, we need to remember our own disasters as well as the ones made by nature no matter how tempting ending the human suffering in Haiti may be.  After all, if we bail Haiti out what’s to stop other countries from making pacts with Satan?

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Written by thatsrightnate

January 13, 2010 at 8:39 pm

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  1. We already know that Zombies and Voodoo come from Hades….err…I mean Haiti. What more proof do you need? It doesn’t take a scholar like Pat Robertson to point out the obvious.

    wrecksracer

    January 15, 2010 at 11:02 am

  2. Pat Robertson’s history lesson may wake up some people who refuse to acknowledge God’s involvement (by one means or another) in our lives today. We should take comfort knowing “All things work towards good”.

    auto cad man

    January 17, 2010 at 11:01 am

  3. Exactly, and I am sure that those good people in Haiti who haven’t been corrupted by the devil take great comfort in knowing that the earthquake and the thousands of people killed, the orphans, the widows, and the lives ruined are still all working “towards good”.

    thatsrightnate

    January 17, 2010 at 11:24 am

  4. The part I worry about is the dead coming back as zombies. That can’t possibly be a good thing

    wrecksracer

    January 18, 2010 at 12:11 am

  5. No Wrecks, it can’t

    thatsrightnate

    January 18, 2010 at 9:34 am

  6. I went to the library and researched every book/reference that I could find on Haiti and I also searched the Internet to see if I could find any reference to Haiti making a deal with the devil. Guess what? Other than Pat Robertson’s statement, I could find nothing of historical fact. We all make a pact with the devil each time we sin and in God’s eye’s a sin is a sin. Sice the time the United States became a country and even long before, we have been plagued with disease, children born with birth defects, mud slides, hurricanes, tornadoes, and should I go on? If we use Pat Robertson’s logic then we must have made a pact with the devil too, Get Real!

    Mark Trumpet

    January 21, 2010 at 9:37 am

  7. Don’t believe everything you read in the library. I wouldn’t be suprised to find that Satan is behind books too. It’s an outdated medium that must go.

    thatsrightnate

    January 21, 2010 at 1:37 pm


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