That’s Right Nate

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Congressmen Explain How to Spot Illegals

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With the threat to the country growing from illegal aliens, it is our patriotic duty to be on the lookout for illegals.  Of course, with some 12,000,000 illegal aliens hiding in this country, they have obviously gotten quite good at avoiding detection.  California has had one of the biggest problems with illegal Mexican immigrations since joining the United States.   This unique problem has led  California Congressmen Brian Bilbray and Jack Kimble to study the problem. Together, they offer very easy tips for spotting illegal aliens.

Bilbray relies on clothing as a dead giveaway, “look at the kind of dress you wear, there’s different types of attire, there’s different type of…right down to the shoes, right down to the clothes. But mostly by behavior it’s mostly behavior, just as the law enforcement people here in Washington, DC does it based on certain criminal activity there is behavior things that professionals are trained in across the board and this group shouldn’t be exempt from those observations as much as anybody else.”

Kimble agrees saying, “Oh yes, there are certain behaviors you can’t miss.  If there is a cactus or a shady tree, they will you know I mean a lot of times they’ll take naps there.   The other thing about illegal aliens as Congressman Bilbray pointed out is their clothing.   I have gotten quite good at detecting illegals from their clothing. The key is looking for sombreros and luchador masks.  Those are dead give aways.”

Bilbray and Kimble both agreed that accents could be misleading.  “Sometimes they’ll adopt a fake British accent that will completely fool you,” said Kimble, “They’re good.  They’re Dick Van Dyke good.”

For us average citizens, the key is keeping an eye open.  Illegal immigrants are everywhere in this country and we need to keep a vigilant eye at all times.  Hopefully, with helpful tips like these, we can win the war on illegal immigration

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Written by thatsrightnate

April 22, 2010 at 9:59 pm

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  1. I don’t want to stereotype any group of people, but if they have a full sized Mexican flag hanging out of a souped up Ford Focus while listening to Mexican Polka music, they are illegals.

    wrecksracer

    April 23, 2010 at 6:37 am

  2. As a liberal I’ve been torn on the subject of undocumented immigrants. One the one hand, I’m against cheap labor. On the other, I’m all for welcoming the tired, poor and huddled masses yearning to be free. Finally I’ve been able to come down firmly on the issue because Mr. Yenta hasn’t been well and will not be able to mow the lawn this season. ‘Nuff said.

    zenyenta

    April 24, 2010 at 9:37 pm

  3. On a side note, I hope he feels better soon.

    thatsrightnate

    April 24, 2010 at 10:10 pm


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