That’s Right Nate

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Obama Ignores Terrorist Baby Threat

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The mainstream media totally ignored this story last week, but the news is bone chilling.  According to no less a source than Texas’s Representative Louis Gohmert he had heard, “terrorist cells overseas had figured out how to game our system. And it appeared they would have young women, who became pregnant, would get them into the United States to have a baby…’Cause they figured out how stupid we are being in this country to allow our enemies to game our system, hurt our economy, get set up in a position to destroy our way of life.”

Now, outside of the obvious comparison to Obama’s birth supposedly in Hawaii and his future attempts to destroy our way of life, the idea of terrorist babies is beyond terrifying.  Anybody like myself who watched the 1999 film Baby Geniuses can tell you that a well trained baby that can combine innate cuteness with an insatiable quest for vengeance is an unstoppable combination.  Even though airport security may not do the type of racial profiling I would prefer, any airport screener or police officer is going to drop their guard when they see a baby playing with a set of plastic keys on a ring.  Unfortunately, it could only be a matter of minutes before the baby has used the key ring as an effective garrote, disabling the safety officer and leaving innocents at their mercy.

Childhood soldiers are a grim problem in Africa, but childhood terrorists are beyond terrible.   Until the United States starts taking this problem seriously I for one will be avoiding places where large numbers of babies congregate.  There is no more dangerous place now than a Wiggles concert or a Childzone.

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Written by thatsrightnate

July 5, 2010 at 9:02 pm

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  1. Thanks for being the first mainstream journalist to take Representative Gohmert seriously. However, down here in his home district, Texas-1, we know that the gravest threat to America from a generation of terrorist babies is Chuckee Cheese. This George Soros’ funded operation provides weapons to the pre-school terrorists while their unknowing grannies feast on artery-clogging fare that will put them at the mercy of Obama’s Death Panel. This is not the America John Boehner or I grew up in and I want my country back.

    steve

    July 6, 2010 at 4:57 am


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