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Hit the Road Arlen

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Today, Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter became a Democrat.   Actually, that’s not quite right.   In my mind he always was a Democrat.  Specter, who voted for Obama’s bloated stimulus package, has time and again failed to live up to the values that make our party great—discipline and the ability to vote no to stuff that Obama proposes.  He had no right to leave the party just because we were trying to get a more conservative politician to run against him in the Republican primary.  The people of Pennsylvania voted for a Republican Senator and that’s what they deserve.   The good news is we have managed to purge our party of all but two disenting voices—The Laverne and Shirley of the Capitol Olympia Snowe and Susan Collins of Maine.

Now personally this may be good for Specter.   He probably gains a chance to return to Washington for another term, but what does he lose?   To answer that, I composed a list of those things that any good Republican would miss about the GOP:

10. Rush Limbaugh’s producer’s voice mail number

9. Michael Steele’s Def Conservative Poetry on C-Span 8

8. David Vitter’s porn collection

7. Immunity from Michelle Bachman’s “He’s probably a Muslim” list

6. Senate Tea Bagging Parties (Wow that never gets old)

5. Weekly Shirts vs. Skins basketball games

4. Being on the same side as Joe Lieberman I think.  Wait, no actually hmm yeah.   I think that they’re on opposite sides. I can’t keep track.

3. Making up fake notes from John McCain to pass to Lindsey Graham

2. Hiding Jim Bunning’s briefcase and pretending to help him look for it.

1. Invitations to Rupert Murdoch’s September 19th Talk Like a Pirate Day Party

The Republicans will survive.  We will remain a big tent party because of all the people who are economic policies now have living with their families in big tents.  Mister Specter on the other hand, let’s just say its his loss.

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April 28, 2009 at 9:14 pm

Great News For Democrats!!

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Ronald McDonald clowns around with Mario the Plumber

With so many Obama supporters expected at the polls tomorrow, The Democratic National Committee has worked out a deal with participating McDonalds to allow any registered Democrats to vote at their local McDonalds restaurant from 7PM until Midnight.  Any Democrats who vote at McDonalds will also receive a free Extra Value Meal of their choice.  This is great news for Democratic voters who now don’t have to fight long lines to vote before 7PM when us Republicans are stuck voting.  In fact, I can’t think of any reason why Democrats shouldn’t all jump at the chance and wait until at least 9PM when lines have died down to go vote at McDonalds.  Please, I’m begging you.  Go vote at McDonalds.  Please!!!

REPUBLICANS – YOU MUST VOTE AT YOUR REGULAR POLLING PLACE!!

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November 3, 2008 at 9:55 pm